Are straight white people okay????
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive
me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif
One time I was making out with a girl and she was like “take your flannel off” and I think that might be the gayest thing that has ever happened to me
Hyper noodles
People also don’t believe me when I tell them what ferrets sound like.
“Okay, you know those tube things with a noisemaker inside and you tilt it to one side and the thing inside slides down the tube and makes kind of a nyeeoooow noise? Did you ever shake one of those up and down really fast?”
thisis technicly corect but it fails to captur the nuants and beuty of the langage
